Planned Vs. Market Economies

of knives, spoons and other kitchen utensils

Title: knives, spoons and other kitchen utensils
Banda: Super Junior
Genre: Crack, fluff, humor
original author (Eng) : tiatza @ LJ [Original ]
Translator: fishink Corrective
: Prongs
Rating: PG
Couples: KangTeuk, HyukHae, YeWook
Chapters: single
Characters: Kangin, EeTeuk, Donghae, HyukJae, Heechul, YehSung .
Summary: Kangin's not a knife, but you might not be a spoon.




~ Kangin knows he is not exactly the sharpest knife in the kitchen. With a demon, not even be a spoon. But he knows he is not dumb enough to not know the difference between 'pretty' to 'negligible', so
an event that is not shocking when you realize you've been madly in love with someone.

What is striking is an event that has been in love with a boy , which means that Shindong, Kangin who always considered twee, is MUCH more heterosexual him. Confused by the fact that the object of his affection was not exactly clear about their sexual orientation ... Kangin just a phrase that can sum up the uniqueness of this situation.

Mmm ... shit. ***




Eeteuk know that even if there is a sharp knife and some is definitely not a spoon. So when Kangin starts to look weird, let's say ... Well, Eeteuk start worrying. The more you think that love is very problematic and would prefer not entangled in it, especially with none of his young band mates (that small little voice in your head that reminds you all are his young band mates did not help much.)

So Eeteuk puts on his glasses as he always does and find ways to avoid Kangin as they can, except when absolutely necessary and sufficient to avoid suspicion, which is easy because Eeteuk, being the lí der, finding good balances. The major aims not see the corner of my eye those little glances significant Kangin being given, and it is easy because Eeteuk is used to a limited view to the rims of his glasses.

But the truth is that that does not stop nor Kangin Eeteuk stops feeling bad because he can not be not what Kangin wants. ***




think Heechul which is the sharpest knife in the kitchen because, if not selfish, it would be him. But that does not mean it's a spoon. Heechul know about love and hate because he regularly gets involved in them. So when the expression on his face of Eeteuk Kangin change a little when you give one of their so-called "bear hugs" to a singer, it's time to get to Heechul Knife rescue these pathetic mortals and cut in half all the stupid bureaucracy .

not until after the presentation of "U" Heechul The knife made his first cut. It is fast and clean, and comes in the shape of a fan's head hitting Eeteuk.

"Ay!" Eeteuk surprised cries, rubbing his head "Why did you do that?" Question accusingly.

"Because you're a stupid spoon" Heechul opens the range, gives a stylish twist to your Munera and begins to fan herself. Long hair gives both heat.

"What?"

"The two walk around in circles trying to catch each other only to end the run of themselves at the same time. It's getting a bit ridiculous, "said Heechul closing the range of a coup.

"I do not know what you're habland "Ow!" Eeteuk yells rubbing his head again after receiving another blow to Heechul.

"You have more than spoon Kangin! At least he already accepted! "Heechul growls in frustration at the stupidity of Eeteuk. The largest, for its part, only frowned.

"What's what with the spoons? Heechul, take off that ridiculous sign that says 'Heenim The Knife' we only have five minutes before we leave the stage. Plus I think you're more of a fork. Oh, and chopsticks are much better, "says Yehsung appearing out of nowhere in the lobby and Eeteuk can only get more confused.

have to see what the silverware from the kitchen with your love life? ***





'Your stage name is Kangin, right? "

" Well, yes, but ... "

" Then stop acting like a weakling to Declare Eeteuk spoon like a man! "

Yehsung not a knife. The knives are much brighter and very thin and Yehsung not like drawing much attention. He prefers to be modest, sharp pair of chopsticks that you can draw the eye.
However, Kangin is Korean and as most of them, the cooking utensil with which you are most familiar are the chopsticks so it was expected that he will Kangin, Yesung torque of chopsticks, for help.

"But I-"

"Shut up. Arise, go to the habitacióny tell you like! "

" But, "

" But what?! "

" I need to use bath "

Yehsung almost empty their precious coffee Kangin's head. ***





Kangin gets stumbled to the bathroom, barely escaping the wrath of the Devil of Hell. Someone is inside taking a shower, but the Super Junior members have already agreed. Because there are so few toilets and 13 people, several people can use the bathroom once, provided that no spy (of course, unless that other person wants).

Kangin sighs while washing hands. Let's say that the metaphorical use of forks, knives, spoons and chopsticks possessed was very confusing to a spoon like him. The child closes his eyes, he poured water into his face and grabs the towel to dry. It is only when the person in the shower speech Kangin realize that water has stopped running.

"Um ..."

Kangin looks up and wish you had not. Do not look down, do not look down, no, no . The child is sure to lower your body squirms a little when he saw Eeteuk, who looks as nervous as him.

"The towel ..." Eeteuk answered with a whisper and his face flushed.

"Oh right" Kangin is flushed, throws in the towel and runs the largest bathroom, trying to erase, and, recorded image from his mind.

Kangin It is late when you realize that the rule not to spy only applies when the person does not want to peek. This leads him to wonder if perhaps I should have Eeteuk asked, in case the more I wanted to stay.

However, these thoughts lead to sudden and involuntary movements in the bottom and Kangin put aside the absurd idea to focus on a more urgent problem. ***





"You. Declare. Now "Eeteuk

swallows as he had never seen so frightening Heechul looks like now.

"Can not be later? I have to wash the dishes y. .. "his voice becomes a whisper while the eyes are Heechul again, if possible, more terrifying.

" now."


***


"But I ..."

"Go!"

Yehsung Kangin pushes the habitacióny closes the door. Then walk to get yourself some coffee and some Ryeowook after pulling the key out the window.





*** "So ... umm ... well "Kangin swings his body back and forth not knowing what say "When do you think they let us go?"

Eeteuk only frowns. "Most likely, if anything happens."

"Something like what?" Definitely not Kangin is a knife.

Eeteuk's face turns red.

"Like what," insists Kangin again. And maybe Kangin is not even a spoon. Eeteuk

can not but blush even more.

"Like this ..." whispered before pressing his lips to Kangin. When the kiss finally ends Kangin's eyes are open wide revealing understanding.

"Oh, like that" but Kangin not so foolish as to be unable to differentiate between 'pretty' to 'negligible'.
It Eeteuk kissing again.

So.






Meanwhile, Donghae The fork-spoon run through the park waving his hands and shouting a key that fell from heaven As proof that aliens really DO exist, while the poor Eunhyuk runs after him, trying to catch them some fish while out of breath, he assures the people that really Donghae not crazy. It's just a little weird and please, could lower the pepper spray?