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Lee Donghae because I love ....

Title: Conversations about people who do not want to have sex and to sound the bones (and others)
Banda: Super Junior Genre
: Crack, fluff, humor
original author (Eng) : ; catskilt @ jewelledhours [Original ]
Translator: fishink Corrective
: Prongs
Rating: PG-13
Couples: HyukHae
Chapters: One
Characters: Donghae, HyukJae, Henry Chance.
Summary: A series of conversations that occur on the birthday of Donghae.

"Happy Birthday."

".... Just remember you took fourteen hours. I'm impressed. "

" I bet you thought you had forgotten. "

" I bet that other did. "

" I did not "

" Yes you did. I can see the lie in your eyes. "

" My eyes are telling the truth. "

" What is that you forgot. "

" That is he was trying to find time perfect to wish 'Happy Birthday'. "

" How can be the perfect time 2 in the afternoon? "

" No so, I figured it was best to tell you before I scream. "

" It's just two words, you know? "

" Yes, so should not be big deal, right? "

" I like to do a great thing. "

A yawn.

"When are you going to stop being so childish?"

"When you stop being so forgetful."

"I forgot."

"Yes you did."

"Ah, okay."



... ... "Should we take a picture?"

"Why ;? "

" The go up to twitter. 'On my birthday, EunHae in the bedroom! "A fans will love."

"Oh, well."

A clicking sound of the camera. A pause.

"I can not get to twitter."

"Connection is down again?"

"It appears so."

"Ah, never mind. You can upload it later. "

" Mm, yes. Remind me later. "

" I'm forgetful, remember? "

" moron. "

" How mature your answer. "

"I am a child, remember?"



... ... "What should we do today?"

"Why should we do something today? & Rdquo ;

"Because it's your birthday and people like to do special things on your birthday."

"But I have a weakness."

"God, all this fuss you made complains ndome how important it was your birthday and now I want to do anything. "

" Well, see, tell me some options. "

" ... we could go. "

" There are many fans waiting outside today, not me I feel emotionally ready to deal with them. "

" could ... have sex until 9pm. "

" Why six hours? "

" Seah. To do this as a landmark or something. On your birthday twenty-five had sex for six hours. "

"How many hours is the maximum that we have?"

"... two?"

"No, four hours."

" You're crazy. "

" That time in Tokyo ... "

" Oh, yes. I came thrice. I left very surprised. "

" I missed a lot . All the action I had was with my hand on hotels of China. "

" Are not you glad to be a reliable source so you have a sex life? "

" Seah ... seah, you are. "

A pause.

"But, see, six hours ..."

"I agree, a lot."

"No you do not want to have sex on my birthday."

" But you're lazy. "

" Okay and we, are not do you think? "

" What? "Caked here?"

"Crouching and eating watermelon."

"I guess so."

"Be like a married old couple today."

" "He's saying Donghae the obsessed with sex?"

"I'm not the girl who once was."

A dramatic sigh.

"It's true. I think I heard sound your bones this morning when I giraste in bed. "

" How does it feel to see your young, handsome, sexy boyfriend totally become someone not wanting to have sex and to sound the bones ?

"You may have to look for another."

"I knew it. really treacherous 're a Judas. "

" You took ten years to realize? "



... ..." You know, I think they left the bedroom vacuum for us. "

" Sure you said something. "

" And I I have to do with it? "

" When Lee Donghae says something, the world integer jumps. "

" Mmm. That sounds good. "

" Seah. It is a good gift, do not you think? "

" What? "

" What else you got. "

" What gave me? "

" Me. Seven hours alone with me. "

" I always knew that they were miserable. "

" Time with Eunhyuk - priceless. "

Time with Eunhyuk - it's free."

"Time with Eunhyuk - nothing is done."

"Time with Eunhyuk - no need to do something."

"Mmmm."

A pause.

"Can not you tell me you love me?"

"What? Why do I need to do? "

" Because it's my birthday. "

" Oh. Well. Read it in my eyes or something. "

" God ... why I'm still in this relationship? "

" For I give the best blowjobs. "

" You're so superficial. "

" Oh, really? "

Fifteen minutes later.

"Well, okay. Yes the das. "



... ..." Hey, have fun at dinner with Chance and others, right? "

" Aha. "

"I gather with you after KTR."

"Aha."

"Do not get drunk long before it arrives."

"Aha."

"You're waiting for something."

"Oh my god, how did you know?"

"I have no idea. Really! "

" Anyway, just remember that I will be waiting. "



... ..." Before I say this I make it clear I'm only doing this because I was forced to. Not because it is a tradition or an expression of repressed sentimentality as Donghae would like to believe. "

" Never mind! "

" Hurry up, man! "

" We are all ears! "

"Oh, is blushing. How nice it is, Donghae. "

" Is not that right? ".

"I want to touch her cheeks. They are so red. "

" Hey, get away from my man. "

"Hey, how much more will make us wait?"

A throat clearing his throat.

"Ya, ya, here we go. Shut your mouth until it ends. "

" Yes, yes. "

" I love Lee Donghae because it is the only one who does not mind getting stained by my baba. Lee Donghae because I love the thermal turns for me ten minutes before you reach the bedroom at night so you do not have to wait for hot water. I love Lee Donghae because he spent two months, to meet only with his hand on hotels in China instead of sleeping with beautiful Chinese. Lee Donghae love because you do not mind getting up at 4 am for breakfast with me when I have itinerary in the morning ... What am I going? "

" We are six more, baby .

"I think I will mourn."

"Although the part that was played ..."

"Shut up."

"Nothing cute Chinese? "Not one?"

"You can ask Henry, I will say it was a monk."

"He was a monk."

"All your talk means I have no need to continue? "

" Forget it, smartie. Here are six. "

" ... Okay. Lee Donghae love because we can sit together in twenty-four hour flight accidentally kill each other at the end. Lee Donghae love because they always ask me is still in airports and unknown places even though most of the time I got us lost. Lee Donghae because I love to stay up late helping me with the choreography even though does not receive a penny of the extra commission. "

" Hey, I can take you to Lee Donghae ?

"At this point I'm about to let you do."

"What? How can you say that in the midst of all this? "

" For me you by doing this and is extremely embarrassing and do not understand because you have not a shred of shame and ... whatever, look, I only have three more reasons, so shut up. "

" Mm , fine. Lips sealed. "

" I love Lee Donghae because he has this fantastic way to move your hips in bed. I love ... "

" Wait, we took over on their hips. "

" What? No way! "

"It will not say anything because he's a prude, but you know ... when I finish with my back he usually is marked by its fingernails."

"Woooooooooaaah"

"I will not continue unless you stop talking. "

Silence.

"I love Lee Donghae because it is the only person for whom I do not mind coming back on someone who does not want to have sex and to sound the bones."

A smile.

"I love Lee Donghae because he told me he loves me every day in the last six years and believe that such continuity is very good, though ... "

" Even if you just tell me you love me once a year and afterward , s I have to make you repeat ten times. "

" Well, yes. "

" Donghae-yah, you're being too soft with him. The next year have to be twenty-six times. The number of reasons must be equitable on your age. "

" Oh, right. You're right ... "

" Let's put him ideas! "

" Twenty-six times for next year, Hyukjae. "

" ended. At this time. Here. With all the kids as my witnesses. "

" How sweet. "

" See with what I have to deal with? "

" Twenty-six times for the next year. "

" Yes, indeed. "

" Mátense. "



... ..." I love you. "

" Mmm. " ;

"Even when you were stuttering at the seventh reason. I noticed. "

" Hey, you never know why loves another person, it just makes . "

" Do you? "

"What?"

"Love me."

"I'm going to sleep."

A pause.

"Really, you child, you know?"

"Aha."

"When will you grow up?"

"Oh, no I know. When you stop bothering you. "

" That's a really stupid reason. "

" What you say. "

" I do. "

" What? "

" Really. "

" Really ... what?

"Really I love you."

"I love you too, is not it great?"

"Aha, aha."

"Twenty times for next year. "

" It I will never forget. "

" When will you stop being so forgetful? "

" When you stop bothering you. "

" Idiot. "

" Mmmm .

silence.

"Good night, sweetheart."

"Lee Hyukjae Good night."


end.